Ten Convincing Pieces Of Evidence To Prove The Existence Of A 'Superman Curse'

1. Christopher Reeve falls from his horse and is paralysed, eventually dying of complications arising from his injuries.
2. George Reeves found dead with a gunshot wound to the head.
3. Margot Kidder suffers a nervous breakdown.
4. Richard Pryor dies from severe multiple sclerosis.
5. Kirk Alyn fails to sustain a film career.
6. Bud Collyer dies of a circulatory ailment.
7. Dean Cain appears in 'Gentle Ben 2: Danger On The Mountain'.
8. Teri Hatcher (allegedly) falls out with her 'Desperate Housewives' co-stars at a magazine photoshoot and is then libelled by a UK tabloid. Or something.
9. Marlon Brando fails to live up to his early potential, his son kills his daughter's boyfriend. His daughter commits suicide. He dies.
10. Adolf Hitler misappropriates Nietsche's theory of the Superman, indirectly resulting in the Holocaust.