Ten Great Additions To The English Language Provided By The Sadly Defunct/Internet Brand-Extended Smash Hits*

1. No sniggering at the back
2. Sir Fab Macca Whacky Thumbs ALoft
3. Marilyn - does anyone still want him?
4. Pop vixtress
5. Swoonsome
6. Herbacious borders
7. Puh-lease / Ack-cher-loi
8. Sir William Of Idol
9. Lord Freddy Of Mercurydom
10. It's like punk never happened

*Or, to be more precise, Neil Tennant