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Sunday, January 08, 2006

Ten Great FA Cup Cliches Observed This Weekend

1. Cardboard cut-out of FA Cup, covered in silver foil.
2. Plucky side matching Premiership team for 70 minutes.
3. Lucrative replay at Old Trafford.
4. Humorous chant about Delia Smith.
5. Man clutching corner flags stood next to manager on TV.
6. Champagne celebration in the third round.
7. Pitch invasion.
8. Keeper in opposition penalty area.
9. Goal from halfway line.
10. Football, eh? Bloody hell.

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