1. When did shop dummies first get nipples?
2. More to the point, why?
3. What happened to talking bins?
4. Chris Evans: where did it all go wrong?
5. How come the Liberals aren’t very liberal when it comes to choosing their leaders?
6. Is air travel a bad thing now then?
7. If the Pet Shop Boys, Human League and Depeche Mode are all cool again, is it alright to like Howard Jones too?
8. Has Sir Clive Sinclair invented anything since 1985?
9. All that time away to think and Noel Edmonds still kept the goatee…
10. So is Jamie Foxx a singer now, or is he still acting being a singer on his new record?