Ten True Facts About Chuck Norris That Are Acually True*

1. Chuck Norris would like to be remembered as a Humanitarian.
2. Chuck Norris won an award for the 'Texas Ranger' theme song.
3. Chuck Norris is dedicated to kicking drugs out of America.
4. Chuck Norris has returned to the faith of his youth.
5. Chuck Norris was born in Ryan (which is a place in Oklahoma, not a man).
6. Chuck Norris' real name is Carlos Ray Norris.
7. Chuck Norris taught martial arts to Priscilla Presley.
8. Chuck Norris lives on a ranch.
9. Chuck Norris turned down the part of Sensei Kreese in the Karate Kid on the grounds that he did not want his name ot be associated with villainy.
10. Chuck Norris is a firm believer of the maxim "When one door closes, a bigger one opens."

*One of which is also actually interesting (clue: it's no.7)