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Saturday, May 13, 2006

Ten Things You Can Do One-Handed

1. Stifle a yawn
2. Salute (standard UK military, cub scout or Hitler)
3. Telephone your auntie
4. Clean out your ear canals with cotton buds*
5. Do the mime for sleeping
6. Play those little Brazilian shakey bell things (one at a time)
7. Celebrate a goal, Alan Shearer style
8. Count the number of weekdays on your fingers
9. Tell the traffic warden exactly what you think of him
10. Do a shadow puppet of a rearing horse

*Although both The Lister and Johnson's Cotton Buds warn that this could cause damage to the inner ear

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