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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Ten Really Rubbish Come-Ons From A Sex Chat Site I Was Sent As Spam (Honest)

1. 'Getting a daily dose of protein rich yogurt can absolutely complete my day.'
2. 'I want to try it on the train's narrow bathroom. The cramped surface will only heighten the excitement.'
3. 'One of my sexual fantasies is to be able to get Usher down in (sic) his knees'
4. 'I love it when guys look down at my bulging melons.'
5. 'Kiss me lustily hard.'
6. 'I love letting him fondle my grassy garage.'
7. 'Let’s make it happen. I’m so warm that I didn’t realize that I’m actually masturbating.'
8. 'I’m going under!!!'
9. 'Don't just stand in the tub and go at it - this is a recipe for nasty slippage.'
10. 'Stretch out our foreplay by spending at least fifteen minutes in my erogenous zones.'

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