Ten Things I'm Afraid I Need To Buy On National Buy Nothing Day
1. A present for my mum's birthday 2. And perhaps a card too 3. And the postage 4. Cat Litter 5. Toffee Nut Latte* 6. Breakfast sandwich 7. Newspaper 8. Bus fare to Highgate 9. Pub lunch 10. And perhaps half a pint too please, mister bar guy
*I tell you what, I won't have cream on top. How's that?