2. Duke (John Wayne's)
3. Maggie Mae (Lily Allen's)
4. Choppy (Ivana Trump's)
5. Martha (Paul McCartney's)
6. Puffy (Janet Jackson's)
7. Sheba (Kylie Minogue's)
8. Angel (Chuck Norris's)
9. Sweetlips (George Washington's)
10. Ching-Ching II (Shirley Temple's)
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Not that there's any money in it, but they promised me some new socks.