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Sunday, November 27, 2005

Ten Truthful Sayings

1. Dark sky at night, that'd be right / Blue sky in the morning, day must be dawning
2. Remember, remember, bonfire night
3. In something something and something 2, Columbus sailed the ocean blue
4. A stitch in time sounds like something from Doctor Who
5. A Rolling Stone gathers plenty of hangers-on
6. People who live in glass houses smell of compost
7. When the cat's away, the owners will stick badly photocopied pictures of it to every other tree in the street
8. A friend in need is a pain in the arse
9. The early bird is welcome to it
10. Too many cooks spoil my TV viewing pleasure

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