You And Whose Army?

1. Private Parking
2. Bombardier Bitter
3. Corporal Punishment
4. Sgt Pepper
5= Captain Sensible
5= Captain Beaky
7. Major Tom
8. Colonel Mustard
9. The Brigadier
10. General Waste

Ten Acts of Random Kindness

1. Give you seat up to someone no more deserving than you on public transport
2. Pay for the person next to you in the coffee shop
3. Leave finished books behind for others to read,  like you leave newspapers
4. Tip staff in fast food outlets
5. Buy David Bowie albums for anyone you like
6. Give your unexpired parking tickets to people who are just arriving
7. Always stop to pet cats
8. Offer to take photos of couples for them
9. Say thank you to people doing thankless jobs
10. Write emails of praise to companies when they make things work as they should do