Ten Words I Refuse To Ever Use

1. Glamping
2. Eurozone
3. Hipster
4. Birther
5. Synergy
6. Utilitarian (when describing clothing)
7. Retrofit
8. Unlike
9. Googleability
10. Leverage (unless it involves some sort of DIY)

Ten Names for Non-Existent Magazines I Found Scribbled On An Old Piece Of Paper

1. The Opinionist
2. Propaganda
3. Control
4. The Invisible Magazine
5. The Coffee House
6. The Modern Times
7. The Monthly Miscellany
8. The Kentish Man
9. The Country Review
10. Goon Squad

A Few of Lord Byron's Names

1. Lord Byron
2. George Gordon Byron
3. George Byron Gordon
4. George Gordon Byron of Byron
5. George Gordon Noel
6. Noel Byron
7. 6th Baron Byron
8. George Byron
9. Byron
10. George

Places I Never Expected to See Former School and College Colleagues and Teachers Crop Up On TV

1. As a spokesperson for the National Lottery
2. Reading the national evening news
3. Arresting drug dealers in Road Wars
4. Operating on drunk patients
5. Giving advice about otters on Countryfile
6. Accidentally walking through the doors of the Big Brother house