Thursday, April 05, 2007

Ten Ridiculous Jean-Claude Van Damme Character Names

1. Chance Boudreaux (Hard Target, 1993)
2. Phillip Sauvage (The Hard Cops, 2006)
3. Lyon Gaultier (Lionheart, 2000)
4. Frank Dux (Bloodsport, 1988)
5. Gibson Rickenbacker (Cyborg, 1989)
6. Edward 'The Torch' Garrotte (Replicant, 2001)
7. Jacques Kristoff (Derailed, 2002)
8. Charles Le Vaillant (The Order, 2001)
9. Rudy Cafmeyer (The Order, 2001)
10. Gay Karate Man (Monaco Fever, 1984)

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous8:52 AM

    Gibson Rickenbacker is great, although Gay Karate Man is also - both literally and metaphorically - a contender

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