1. Welcome To Your Facelift
2. Movie Stars in Bathtubs
3. All ABout Scabs
4. What Kinda Cactus Izzat?
5. People With Long Ears – A Practical Guide to Donkey-Keeping
6. Liberace: Your Personal Fashion Consultant
7. The Manga Guide to Calculus
8. Tattooed Mountain Women and Spoonboxes of Daghestan
9. Ragnar's Guide to Home and Recreational Use of High Explosives
10. The Art of Painting Animals on Rocks