Sunday, August 15, 2010
1. …Jealous! I wish I had just half the genius of Michelangelo!
2. …That what happens in Degas stays in Degas
3. …Totally ashamed that one could enjoy so much bloody violence
4. …Do you like jelly? If your answer is yes, this book is for you!
5. …Jealous that I don't turn into a beautiful butterfly when I eat too many pies!
6. …I don't know whether this book is offensive or not
7. …Glad I don't have hairy hands
8. …Like I need more pockets!
9. …It may well have your eye out.
10. …Mostly sanitary but not always
Monday, August 09, 2010
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Friday, August 06, 2010
1. Paul McKenna
2. Alan Carr
3. Football Biographies
4. Safe Driving For Life
5. Life in the UK
6. Self Development
9. Dark Fantasy
10. A-Z by Author or Criminal
Monday, August 02, 2010
Ten Things That Never Get Their Own 'Greatest Of All Time' Top Ten Lists (Unlike, Say, Records, Cities or Men)
6. Types of Tomato